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    In the short time that we had together your unconditional love filled our lives with happiness, and our hearts with joy.

    Your passing leaves us forever changed.

    Rest in peace my sweet, darling, little girl.

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    Sewing Southpaw...

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    07 August 2009

    Friday Afternoon Chuckle

    A woman stops by her local lounge to have an after work cocktail before heading home to kids, fixing dinner, finishing laundry, and stumbling, exhausted into her bed.

    As she sips her cocktail she notices a tall, stunningly handsome, 20 something man walk through the door. She is thinking to herself that he really is quite exquisite when she notices him looking back at her.

    Becoming painfully aware that she has been staring at him, open mouthed, and worse that he noticed, she blushes and looks away.

    Surprised, as he approaches her she smiles at him. He smiles back and leans very close to her and whispers in her ear, “I will do anything. Absolutely anything for $20. But there is one condition.”

    Intrigued, she asks what this condition is, bracing herself for what that might be. He tells her that she must tell him what she wants in only 3 words.

    She grins and reaches into her purse for a $20 bill while writing down her address. She turns to him, hands him the money and her address and in her best, sexy voice says to him, “CLEAN MY HOUSE.”


    Hope this brought a smile to your face, too!






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    Blogger Charlene said...

    LOL - where's that bar?

    August 8, 2009 at 11:37 AM  
    Blogger Cat said...

    Laughing.

    I would have the same request!

    Have a happy Weekend Gerry!

    August 8, 2009 at 12:53 PM  

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